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Liberalism is a Mental Disorder (AKA Politics Suck)

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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Sunday humor

Hillary Clinton's amended family tree

Judy Barnes, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana.

He was hanged in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows.

On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1883, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889,"

Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton @ NY.Gov for comments.Hillary's staff of 20 professional image adjusters cropped Remus' picture, scanned it, enlarged the image, and edited it with image processing software, so that all that's seen is a head shot. The accompanying biographical sketch read as follows:

"Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory.

His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889,
Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when
the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

(And that's how it's done, folks.)
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Also spotted on a bumper sticker....very creative if you ask me

In big RED letters It says RUN HILLARY RUN

At the top of the sticker it says: "Democrats place on rear bumper"

At the bottom of the sticker it says: "Republicans place on front bumper"

Thats all the laughs I want to muster for today.

Screw the left.

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10 Comments:

Blogger AirborneVet said...

I want that sticker!!! For my rear, of course. ;-)

05 August, 2007 10:14  
Blogger AirborneVet said...

BTW, Welcome Back!!!

05 August, 2007 10:15  
Blogger LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder said...

yeah yeah yeah

:P

05 August, 2007 18:35  
Blogger Jennifer said...

Just happened upon your page and loved the bumper sticker comment!

11 August, 2007 10:52  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

LOVE the first one. How true it is. Like how is it possible that people have forgotten that Hillary is married to an impeached scum bag ex-president, and she herself has been under investigation for ages.

14 August, 2007 14:20  
Blogger Donald Douglas said...

Hey, don't quit blogging!

14 August, 2007 19:45  
Blogger Brian said...

How are you pro troops for me?

Not attacking just curious.

14 August, 2007 21:05  
Anonymous Eskimo curlew said...

And i,ll bet if she looked further down her family tree she might find a relationship with MATTA HARI and BENIDICT ARNOLD and perhaps KING HEROD

22 August, 2007 13:26  
Blogger LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder said...

NOW THAT is funny Eskimo! :)

22 August, 2007 14:18  
Blogger AirborneVet said...

Brian,

Not sure since we can't view your profile. What's your background?

-AirborneVet

22 August, 2007 18:51  

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