Burping cows are killing the planet! Oh my Gawd! What will they think of next? Let's sue all of the farmers who raise cows and put them out of business. Better yet, if we kill all the cows, who have been around much longer than humans, we'll stop 'Global Warming' (i.e. fake science) in its tracks! That will show 'em! Where's PETA on this one? Not allowing cows to relieve themselves of gas could be animal cruelty.

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