Top ten things to do when liberals start bashing conservatives in your office

10. Stand up and sing My Country Tis of Thee as loudly as you can

9. Print out a bunch of pictures of Bush and spread them throughout the office and break areas, putting a #1 or something to that effect on the picture is optional, but effective.

8. Stand up and declare that Barrack Hussein Obama is the messiah and you would proudly lay your life down for him. Try and do this with a maniacal look.

7. Bellyache loudly that your boss is a McCain supporter and that you will "get him/her" while holding your thumb up and index finger out making a pretend gun.

6. Buy some stuffed toy pigs from the store and put lipstick on them, then spread them around the office with an Obama 08 button on them.

5. Buy everyone t-shirts with conservative logos on them, such as Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency. Be sure to wrap them up nicely or put them in gift baskets on everyone’s desks.

4. Force them to say the Pledge of Allegiance every day at work.

3. Put a donation can next to the coffee machine, ask for 75 cents a cup, tell the people in your office that 35 cents of that is going to the hobo down the street and the rest is going in your pocket to cover administrative expenses.


Add your own #2 and #1

Many thanks to Airborne Vet for her input on this list